BUAFCGS in CHAOS as confusion reigns

Not since Ronald Reagan resigned from office has the world seen a leadership crisis of such magnitude. The BUAFC Golf Society is currently reeling from the Whatsapp self-removal of Chairman Sloth.

Motives and causes are currently the subject of much speculation. Popular opinion seems to pinpoint Sloth's last place finish at the TK Invitational as a contributory factor to his current missing status. Others blame a constant barrage of what are known as 'SB attempts' for causing Hopey to press the Exit button.

BUAFCGS members are currently left in limbo, wondering whether the May Masters will remain on the season calendar. There is still belief that all can be smoothed over, but, with every sympathetic Jay Way comment, the odds of this happy resolution seem to lengthen.

With just 8 days until the Frankensloth, the golfing world waits with baited breath.

To be continued...