On the WAY Out?

On The WAY Out?

Are WEE looking for a new drawmaster?

Preparations for the May Masters have been thrown in to CHAOS by rumours of CRISIS within the BUAFCGS boardroom.

Long term Handicap Officer and Draw Man Jimmy Wee is in reported meltdown and has is said to have delivered a QUIT THREAT due to major differences in opinion at the top level of the society.

An inside source, who asked to remain anonymous, suggested that Way is no longer willing to work under a ‘North Koria [sic] dictatorship’, suggesting his relationship with Chairman Sloth has become untenable.

In a further bombshell, it is suggested that Way will now be UNWILLING to host the society’s showpiece event, the Club Championship. Should these rumours prove to be correct it seems unlikely that the BUAFCGS society will SURVIVE the loss of their most famous event.

Hopeful golfers can only PRAY that Lilly has a good night’s sleep tonight and that none of Way’s Fantasy Football players suffer injuries. The media focus around Snake Kilpatrick’s May Masters has now risen dramatically. Will Jay Way even make it to the first tee?

A tweet from an unidentified user known only as @slitherynortherner has linked Way to YET ANOTHER recent scandal. The user raised doubts about the legality of the May Masters draw, seeming to suggest that it was rigged to pair Mr Wee and Gilbert in order to allow an unprecedented matchplay double-up. Whilst unconfirmed, should these claims be proven true they perhaps suggest the Drawmaster may be looking to jump ship before he is pushed.

Whatever the end result, fans are suggesting this is the biggest headsgone since a wise man once uttered ‘are you playing Titliest?’